| Aired: | 10.01.1994 (4 / 14) |
| Marisa Tomei | ... | Mona Lisa Vito |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Ms. Motleroy |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Marcia Clark |
| Michael McKean | ... | Robert Shapiro |
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson |
| Jay Mohr | ... | bailiff |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lance Ito |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Terry Moran |
| David Spade | ... | Brian Kato Kaelin |