| Sketch | The Adventures Of Tiny Elvis Microscopic Elvis |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Sonny West |
| Kim Basinger | ... | Ann-Margret /Dr. Bonnie Stevens |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Red West |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Tiny Elvis |
♬Elvis Presley - "Mystery Train"