| Aired: | 02.12.1994 (11 / 13) |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Mickey Ross |
| Dave Attell | ... | audience member |
| Chris Farley | ... | audience member |
| Phil Hartman | ... | client |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Adam Sandler | ... | audience member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Danny S. |