| Show | Pyramid Of Pain “Weight Loss Program” |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Mickey Ross |
| Chris Farley | ... | audience member |
| Phil Hartman | ... | client |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Adam Sandler | ... | audience member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Danny S. |
| Dave Attell | ... | audience member |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
⁕Chris Farley flubs his question. Consequently, the dress rehearsal version is used in reruns.