| Sketch | The Tomboy & The Sissy |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | Theresa |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | student |
| Chris Farley | ... | Tubby |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Stephanie |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Mark |
| Rob Schneider | ... | student |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | student |
| David Spade | ... | Spencer |