| Cold Opening | National Anthem |
| Musical Performance | "The River of Dreams" |
| Sketch | Of Mice And Men |
| Show | Ruining It For Everyone |
| Sketch | Carville |
| Musical Performance | "All About Soul" |
| Sketch | In the Line of Fire |
| Cold Opening | National Anthem |
| Chris Farley | ... | John Kruk |
| Phil Hartman | ... | player |
| Phil Hartman | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Anne Murray Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | player |
| Mike Myers | ... | player |
| Adam Sandler | ... | player |
| Show | Menendez Brothers Trial |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialTed & Whoopi | |
| Chris Farley | ... | John Kruk |
| Sketch | Of Mice And Men |
| Chris Farley | ... | Lennie |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Michael Eisner |
| Mike Myers | ... | farmhand |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Curley |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | sister |
| Lorne Michaels |
| Show | Ruining It For Everyone |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Cheryl Green |
| Phil Hartman | ... | David Klonoff |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Jerry Langley |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Bob Poochy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | host |
| Sketch | Carville |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Mike Myers | ... | George Stephanopoulos |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | secretary Voice |
| Sketch | In the Line of Fire |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | mother |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | call receiver |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | elderly woman |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Frank Corrigan Voice |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | directory assistance Voice |
| Musical Performance | "The River of Dreams" |
| Cold Opening | National Anthem |
| Chris Farley | ... | John Kruk#1 |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Anne Murray Live |
| Show | Menendez Brothers Trial |
| Sketch | Carville |
| John Malkovich | ... | James Carville |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Hillary Clinton#5 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton#14 |
| Mike Myers | ... | George Stephanopoulos#2 |
| Cold Opening | National Anthem |
| Chris Farley | ... | John Kruk#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | player |
| Phil Hartman | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Anne Murray Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | player |
| Mike Myers | ... | player |
| Adam Sandler | ... | player |
| Commercial |
| Chris Farley | ... | coach |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | businessman |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | doctor |
⁕Kevin Nealon's scene is removed from the repeat on 02.19.1994, and from reruns of this episode.
♬Benny Goodman - "Sing, Sing, Sing"
| Show | Menendez Brothers Trial |
| Show |
| John Malkovich | ... | Sir Tristin Kennyworth |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston#8 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kenneth Reese-Evans#3 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Dame Sarah Kensington#2 |
| Musical Performance | "The River of Dreams" |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialTed & Whoopi | |
| Chris Farley | ... | John Kruk#2 |
| Sketch | Of Mice And Men |
| John Malkovich | ... | Lennie |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Curley's wife |
| Chris Farley | ... | Lennie |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Michael Eisner#3 |
| Mike Myers | ... | farmhand |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Curley |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | sister |
| Lorne Michaels |
♬Cliff Edwards - "When You Wish Upon a Star"
| Show | Ruining It For Everyone |
| John Malkovich | ... | Christian DuBois |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Cheryl Green |
| Phil Hartman | ... | David Klonoff |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Jerry Langley |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Bob Poochy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | host |
♬NRBQ - "Ain't It All Right"
| Sketch | Carville |
| John Malkovich | ... | James Carville |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Hillary Clinton#5 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton#14 |
| Mike Myers | ... | George Stephanopoulos#2 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | secretary Voice |
| Musical Performance | "All About Soul" |
| Sketch | In the Line of Fire |
| John Malkovich | ... | Mitch Leary |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | mother |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | call receiver |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | elderly woman |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Frank Corrigan Voice |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | directory assistance Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Malkovich | 7 | 2 | |||
| Billy Joel | 2 | ||||
| Jan Hooks | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tommy Byrnes | 2 | ||||
| Liberty DeVitto | 2 | ||||
| Mark Rivera | 2 | ||||
| David Rosenthal | 2 | ||||
| Crystal Taliefero | 2 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 2 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 3 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Al Franken | Absent | ||||
| Norm MacDonald | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jay Mohr | Absent | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Sarah Silverman | 1 | 1 | |||
| T-Bone Wolk | 2 | ||||
| 62 | 2 | 15 | 4 |
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