| Cold Opening | Town Meeting |
| Sting | ... | Rod Stewart |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | Rob Reiner |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Tori Spelling |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Eisner |
| Chris Rock | ... | Michael Jackson |
| John Zonars | ... | audience member |