| Cold Opening | Inaugural Gala |
| Madonna | Live | |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Mike Myers | ... | Barbra Streisand |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Chelsea Clinton |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
⁕Madonna stumbles over saying "Live from New York". This is fixed in reruns.