| Sketch | Elevator Trainee |
| Michael Keaton | ... | Eddie |
| Tim Miller | ... | passenger |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Clayton |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Vadami |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Frank#3 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Berman |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Janeane |
| Tim Meadows | ... | passenger |
| David Spade | ... | passenger |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | passenger |
⁕Most of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.