| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Sketch | Nanny Greenwood |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Sketch | My Dinner with Sister Souljah Part I: Introductions |
| Musical Performance | "These Are Days" |
| Show | Pumping Up Halloween With Hans & Franz |
| Musical Sketch | Proud Canadians |
| Sketch | Ceramic Mugs |
| Musical Performance | "Candy Everybody Wants" |
| Sketch | After The Halloween Party |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | reporter |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Mike |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sharon |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | reporter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | reporter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | reporter |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | employee |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob |
| Rob Schneider | ... | employee |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | employee |
| Tim Meadows | ... | employee |
| David Spade | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Nanny Greenwood |
| Dana Carvey | ... | William |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charles |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Frederick |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Catherine |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Elizabeth |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Chris Rock | ... | Larry |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| David Spade | ... | Fabio |
| Terry Turner | ... | Death |
| Sketch | My Dinner with Sister Souljah Part I: Introductions |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Sister Souljah |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Earl Johnson |
| David Spade | ... | waiter |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Rock |
Commentary on Madonna's book "Sex" | |
| Adam Sandler |
| Show | Pumping Up Halloween With Hans & Franz |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Sketch | Ceramic Mugs |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bob |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Doug |
| Rob Schneider | ... | waiter |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | wife |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | reporter |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Mike |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sharon |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | reporter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | reporter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | reporter |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | employee |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob |
| Rob Schneider | ... | employee |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | employee |
| Tim Meadows | ... | employee |
| David Spade | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Nanny Greenwood |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | Nanny Greenwood |
| Dana Carvey | ... | William |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charles |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Frederick |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Catherine |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Elizabeth |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | Laura |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Chris Rock | ... | Larry |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| David Spade | ... | Fabio |
| Terry Turner | ... | Death |
| Sketch | My Dinner with Sister Souljah Part I: Introductions |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Sister Souljah |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Earl Johnson |
| David Spade | ... | waiter |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Rock |
Commentary on Madonna's book "Sex" | |
| Adam Sandler |
| Show | Pumping Up Halloween With Hans & Franz |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | mother |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Brett Barsky | ... | kid |
| Mary Ellen Cravens | ... | kid |
| Sketch | Ceramic Mugs |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | Carla |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bob |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Doug |
| Rob Schneider | ... | waiter |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | wife |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Catherine O'Hara | 7 | ||||
| 10,000 Maniacs | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Farley | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 10 | 1 | 5 | ||
| Mike Myers | |||||
| Kevin Nealon | 8 | 2 | |||
| Chris Rock | 2 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 4 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | 1 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 1 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | ||||
| David Spade | 3 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| Jack Handey | 2 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Terry Turner | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| George Young | 1 | ||||
| Brett Barsky | 1 | ||||
| Mary Ellen Cravens | 1 | ||||
| 62 | 6 | 2 | 9 |