| Cold Opening | Debate 92 The Challenge To Avoid Saying Something Stupid |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#32 Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot#5 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton#4 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson#8 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jane Pauley#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bernard Shaw#1 |
| David Spade | ... | Ross Perot |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
| Grafton True | ... | audience member |