| Sketch | Frank Gannon, P.I. P.I. |
| Woody Harrelson | ... | Rudy |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Dr. Janice Griffin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Raymond |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | victim |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Frank Gannon |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Dr. Catherine McAndrews |