| Sketch |
| Rob Morrow | ... | Frank |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guest |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Dina |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| Mike Myers | ... | guest |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Christy |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |