| Show |
| Macaulay Culkin | ... | Tommy Arnold |
| Kieran Culkin | ... | student |
| George Wendt | ... | Bob Swerski#3 |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mrs. O'Connor |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor#4 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold#4 |
| Beth Cahill | ... | Denise Swerski#1 |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski#4 |
♬Foghat - "Sweet Home Chicago"