| Sketch | Brace Steele, Greenpeace Photographer |
| Steven Seagal | ... | Brace Steele |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | Amory |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Bradbury |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Yoshi Akiro |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill |