| Show | America's Most Wanted Former Child Actors |
| Michael J. Fox | ... | Danny Bonaduce |
| Dana Carvey | ... | William Demarest#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | John Walsh |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Drew Barrymore |
| Mike Myers | ... | Barry Livingston |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Johnny Whitaker |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mindy Cohn |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Rodney Allen Rippy |
| Chris Rock | ... | Todd Bridges |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Dana Plato |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Barry Williams |
| David Spade | ... | Michael J. Fox#3 |
⁕Parts of this sketch are replaced with the dress rehersal version in reruns.