Aired:02.09.1991 (1 / 17)
Cold Opening
Military Briefing

Dana Carvey ... reporter
Tom Davis ... reporter
Chris Farley ... reporter
Phil Hartman ... Dick Cheney
Jan Hooks ... reporter
Tim Meadows ... reporter
Mike Myers ... reporter
Kevin Nealon ... Lt. Colonel William Pierson
Conan O'Brien ... reporter
Rob Schneider ... Farud Hashami
Julia Sweeney ... reporter