| Cold Opening | Iraqi Address |
| Sketch | Twin Peaks |
| Musical Performance | "Three Babies" |
| Sketch | 2 Live Crew Party |
| Musical Performance | "The Last Day of Our Acquaintance" |
| Sketch | George & Frank |
| Musical Sketch | The Cattle Song |
| Cold Opening | Iraqi Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Tom Davis | ... | Tadir Havad Abadi |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | panelist Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Malid Haziz Amani |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Amad Havim Adabadi |
| Monologue |
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ||
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Dave Wilson | Voice | |
| Christine Zander | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guy |
| Mike Myers | ... | guy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guy |
| David Spade | ... | guy |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Twin Peaks |
| Chris Farley | ... | Leo Johnson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Leland Palmer |
| Jan Hooks | ... | inventor |
| Jan Hooks | ... | log lady |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Audrey |
| Mike Myers | ... | little friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Harry |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | sheriff |
| Sketch | 2 Live Crew Party |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Larry Roman |
| Tom Davis | ... | guest |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Victor LaCroix |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Eileen |
| Mike Myers | ... | Richard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Scott |
| Chris Rock | ... | Luther Campbell |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Chris Wong Won |
| Sketch |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | customer |
| Mike Myers | ... | Stuart Rankin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Cold Opening | Iraqi Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Tom Davis | ... | Tadir Havad Abadi |
| Phil Hartman | ... | panelist Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Malid Haziz Amani |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Amad Havim Adabadi |
| Monologue |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ||
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ||
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Dave Wilson | Voice | |
| Christine Zander | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guy |
| Mike Myers | ... | guy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guy |
| David Spade | ... | guy |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | guy |
| Show |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ... | Karl-Heinz Shelkar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Geurgud Gardner |
| Sketch | Twin Peaks |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ... | Dale Cooper |
| Chris Farley | ... | Leo Johnson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Leland Palmer |
| Jan Hooks | ... | inventor |
| Jan Hooks | ... | log lady |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Audrey |
| Mike Myers | ... | little friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Harry |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | sheriff |
| Sketch | 2 Live Crew Party |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ... | coalition member |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Larry Roman |
| Tom Davis | ... | guest |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Victor LaCroix |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Eileen |
| Mike Myers | ... | Richard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Scott |
| Chris Rock | ... | Luther Campbell |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Chris Wong Won |
| Sketch |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ... | Angus |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | customer |
| Mike Myers | ... | Stuart Rankin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Musical Sketch | The Cattle Song |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ... | K.D. Lang |
| Dana Carvey | ... | cowboy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cowboy |
| G.E. Smith | ... | cowboy |
| Andy Murphy | ... | cowboy |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kyle MacLachlan | 6 | 1 | |||
| Sinead O'Connor | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 4 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 5 | 2 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Audrey Peart Dickman | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Bob Odenkirk | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | 1 | |||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Renaudo | 1 | ||||
| 53 | 3 | 6 | 3 |