| Show | “Chick Court” |
| Debra Winger | ... | Lisa Hartman |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar#8 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Simmons#4 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell#8 |
⁕Future cast member Tim Meadows' name is used to refer to a classmate.