| Sketch | Day Care Center |
| Andie MacDowell | ... | Sarah |
| Dana Carvey | ... | father |
| Tom Davis | ... | father |
| Nora Dunn | ... | mother |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Dianne |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Sandy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | father |
| Mike Myers | ... | father |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tom |
| Christine Zander | ... | Julie |