| Sketch | Celebrity Restaurant |
| Dolly Parton | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Buddy Precisely |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Nicholson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tracey Ullman |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mr. Carlisle |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | fireman |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Gary Sermanss |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | patron |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | patron |
| Christine Zander | ... | patron |