| Cold Opening | The 61st Annual Academy Awards |
| Show | The Dan Quayle Show |
| Sketch | Customs |
| Musical Performance | "Veronica" |
| Show | Robot Repair |
| Musical Performance | "Let Him Dangle" |
| Sketch | Requiem For Death |
| Cold Opening | The 61st Annual Academy Awards |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Michael Caine |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Sal Vollman Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Robert Streeter |
| Show | The Dan Quayle Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dan Quayle |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Rose Marie /Sally Rogers |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Morey Amsterdam /Buddy Sorrell |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Bowman | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Tom Davis | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Sketch | Customs |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mr. Montaro |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Powers |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Arthur |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Drake |
| Al Franken | ... | traveler |
| Ben Stiller | ... | traveler |
| Musical Performance | "Veronica" |
| Sketch |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Spike Feresten | ... | patron |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Musical Performance | "Let Him Dangle" |
| Sketch | Requiem For Death |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Walnuts |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ace |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Gloverboy Selvaggi |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Spooneye O'McCallahan Still |
| Film |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Pivnic /Johnny Venus |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Fifi D'Ouberville /Pola Bordoni |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alfred Funt /Mr. First Nighter |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Vivianne Funt /Mrs. First Nighter |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Margaret Pischmonger /Broadway Daisy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gaspard LeGrand /Lionel Belmont |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Ralph Creamer /Tristan Phibes |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Boris Lehmann /Vic |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Pap Whitman /Pops |
| Mike Myers | ... | Timmy Jones /Jimmy |
| Tom Schiller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Beev Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Simmons |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Film |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Pivnic /Johnny Venus |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Fifi D'Ouberville /Pola Bordoni |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alfred Funt /Mr. First Nighter |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Vivianne Funt /Mrs. First Nighter |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Margaret Pischmonger /Broadway Daisy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gaspard LeGrand /Lionel Belmont |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Ralph Creamer /Tristan Phibes |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Boris Lehmann /Vic |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Pap Whitman /Pops |
| Mike Myers | ... | Timmy Jones /Jimmy |
| Show | The Dan Quayle Show |
| Mary Tyler Moore | ... | Marilyn Quayle |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Tucker Quayle |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dan Quayle |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Rose Marie /Sally Rogers |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Morey Amsterdam /Buddy Sorrell |
| Cold Opening | The 61st Annual Academy Awards |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Michael Caine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Sal Vollman Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Robert Streeter |
| Show | The Dan Quayle Show |
| Mary Tyler Moore | ... | Marilyn Quayle |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Tucker Quayle |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dan Quayle |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Rose Marie /Sally Rogers |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Morey Amsterdam /Buddy Sorrell |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Bowman | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Tom Davis | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Sketch | Customs |
| Mary Tyler Moore | ... | officer |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mr. Montaro |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Powers |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Arthur |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Drake |
| Al Franken | ... | traveler |
| Ben Stiller | ... | traveler |
| Musical Performance | "Veronica" |
| Elvis Costello | ||
| Marc Ribot | ||
| Alex Foster | ||
| Earl Gardner | ||
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Chris Parker | ||
| Leon Pendarvis | ||
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| G.E. Smith | ||
| Steve Turre | ||
| T-Bone Wolk |
⁕Elvis Costello breaks several guitar strings during this performance.
| Weekend Update |
⁕Following the bad timing of several joke graphics, Dennis Miller ad-libs "OK, where are we?" and "At least you know it's live."
♬The Doors - "Roadhouse Blues"
| Sketch |
| Mary Tyler Moore | ... | Audrey |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Spike Feresten | ... | patron |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Andy Murphy | ... | guest |
| Musical Performance | "Let Him Dangle" |
| Sketch | Requiem For Death |
| Mary Tyler Moore | ... | Big Mary |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Walnuts |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ace |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Gloverboy Selvaggi |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Spooneye O'McCallahan Still |
| Film |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Pivnic /Johnny Venus |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Fifi D'Ouberville /Pola Bordoni |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alfred Funt /Mr. First Nighter |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Vivianne Funt /Mrs. First Nighter |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Margaret Pischmonger /Broadway Daisy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gaspard LeGrand /Lionel Belmont |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Ralph Creamer /Tristan Phibes |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Boris Lehmann /Vic |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Pap Whitman /Pops |
| Mike Myers | ... | Timmy Jones /Jimmy |
| Tom Schiller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Mary Tyler Moore | ... | Sandra Simpson |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Beev Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Simmons |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mary Tyler Moore | 7 | 1 | |||
| Elvis Costello | 2 | ||||
| Jeff Renaudo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marc Ribot | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 2 | 1 | 3 | |
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 3 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 2 | 2 | |||
| Ben Stiller | 2 | ||||
| John Bowman | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Spike Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parker | 2 | ||||
| Leon Pendarvis | 2 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marc Shaiman | 1 | 1 | |||
| G.E. Smith | 2 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 2 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 69 | 17 | 6 | 5 | 1 |