| Sketch | You Shot Me! |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Gariton |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | doctor |
| Jan Hooks | ... | cowgirl |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | victim |
| Dennis Miller | ... | cowboy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | cowboy |
| Tom Davis | ... | bartender |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | cowboy |
♬Mariachi Tapatio de José Marmolejo - "La Primavera (canción ranchera)"
♬Mariachi Coculense de Cirilo Marmolejo - "A donde estara esa negra consentida"