| Sketch | Giant Businessman |
| Tom Hanks | ... | neighbor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | neighbor |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Larsen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Giant Businessman |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Laura Larsen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | neighbor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | police officer |
| G.E. Smith | ... | neighbor |