| Sketch | Family Ties |
| Justine Bateman | ... | Mallory |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Michael J. Fox /Alex |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Meredith Baxter-Birney /Elyse |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tina Yothers /Jennifer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Nick Moore |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Gross /Steven |
⁕In a quick shot of Kevin Nealon before one of the flashback sequences, his fake beard has fallen off on one side.