| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Game Show | Common Knowledge |
| Sketch | Slide Whistles |
| Musical Performance | "We'll Be Together" |
| Sketch | Bullets Aren't Cheap |
| Sketch | Permission To Speak Freely |
| Musical Performance | "Little Wing" |
| Sketch | Adventures In The Lost Realm |
| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Robert Bork Live |
| Game Show | Common Knowledge |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kyle Knopfler |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tracy Tollison |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Les Shermeyer |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Plimpton |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brent Musburger |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Slide Whistles |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Dianne |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | date |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
Me, Al FrankenReport on dark secrets of the presidential candidates | |
| Victoria Jackson |
Song"I Am Not A Bimbo" |
| Sketch | Bullets Aren't Cheap |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Miss Moneypenny |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Gregory |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | M |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Sketch | Permission To Speak Freely |
| Phil Hartman | ... | captain |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | captain |
| Tom Davis | ... | loudspeaker voice Voice |
| Sketch | Adventures In The Lost Realm |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alonzo |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jerry |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Robert Bork Live |
| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Robert Bork Live |
| Game Show | Common Knowledge |
| Steve Martin | ... | Bob Albert |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kyle Knopfler |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tracy Tollison |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Les Shermeyer |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Plimpton |
| Dana Carvey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brent Musburger |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Slide Whistles |
| Steve Martin | ... | date |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Dianne |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | date |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
Me, Al FrankenReport on dark secrets of the presidential candidates | |
| Bruce Babbitt | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Song"I Am Not A Bimbo" |
♬The Clash - "Should I Stay Or Should I Go"
| Sketch | Bullets Aren't Cheap |
| Steve Martin | ... | James Bond |
| Sting | ... | Goldsting |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Miss Moneypenny |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Gregory |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | M |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Roger Caine | ... | guest |
⁕The casino scene is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Permission To Speak Freely |
| Steve Martin | ... | Chief Martin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | captain |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | captain |
| Tom Davis | ... | loudspeaker voice Voice |
⁕A small portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Steve Martin accidentally spits on Jon Lovitz while yelling at him.
| Sketch | Adventures In The Lost Realm |
| Steve Martin | ... | Todd |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alonzo |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jerry |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The majority of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Martin | 6 | ||||
| Sting | 3 | ||||
| Branford Marsalis | 2 | ||||
| Bruce Babbitt | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Nora Dunn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | |||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Roger Caine | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 2 | 7 | 7 |