October 17, 1987S13E1 #234
| Host: | Steve Martin |
| Musical Guest: | Sting |
| Cameo: | Branford Marsalis |
Filmed Cameo: | Bruce Babbitt |
| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Game Show | Common Knowledge |
| Sketch | Slide Whistles |
| Musical Performance | "We'll Be Together" |
| Sketch | Bullets Aren't Cheap |
| Sketch | Permission To Speak Freely |
| Musical Performance | "Little Wing" |
| Sketch | Adventures In The Lost Realm |
| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Robert Bork Live |
| Game Show | Common Knowledge |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kyle Knopfler |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tracy Tollison |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Les Shermeyer |
| Show | The NFL Today |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Plimpton |
| Dana Carvey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brent Musburger |
| Sketch | Slide Whistles |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Dianne |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | date |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Sketch | Bullets Aren't Cheap |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Miss Moneypenny |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Gregory |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | M |
| Sketch | Permission To Speak Freely |
| Tom Davis | ... | loudspeaker voice Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | captain |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | captain |
| Show | Pumping Up With Hans & Franz |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Robert Bork Live |
| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Robert Bork Live |
| Game Show | Common Knowledge |
| Steve Martin | ... | Bob Albert |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kyle Knopfler |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tracy Tollison |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Les Shermeyer |
| Show | The NFL Today |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Plimpton |
| Dana Carvey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brent Musburger |
| Sketch | Slide Whistles |
| Steve Martin | ... | date |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Dianne |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | date |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Sketch | Bullets Aren't Cheap |
| Steve Martin | ... | James Bond |
| Sting | ... | Goldsting |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Miss Moneypenny |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Gregory |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | M |
| Sketch | Permission To Speak Freely |
| Steve Martin | ... | Chief Martin |
| Tom Davis | ... | loudspeaker voice Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | captain |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | captain |
| Sketch | Adventures In The Lost Realm |
| Steve Martin | ... | Todd |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alonzo |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jerry |
| Show | Pumping Up With Hans & Franz |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Martin | 6 | ||||
| Sting | 3 | ||||
| Branford Marsalis | 2 | ||||
| Bruce Babbitt | 1 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | |||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 46 | 2 | 7 | 6 |