| Cold Opening | A.D. 13 Part V: A New Beginning |
| Dan Ingram | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Pope John Paul II Live |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Dr. Haing S. Ngor |
| Mary Gross | ... | Pee-Wee Herman#3 |
| Christopher Guest | ... | James Mason |
| Rich Hall | ... | Doug Henning#3 |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Alan Alda |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Jo Anne Worley |
| Martin Short | ... | Robin Williams#2 |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Joan Collins#3 |
| Rob Riley | ... | servant |