| Hosts: | Mr. T, Hulk Hogan |
| Musical Guest: | The Commodores |
| Special Guest: | Steve Landesberg |
| Cameo: | Liberace |
Filmed Cameos: | Bob Orton, Rowdy Roddy Piper |
| Cold Opening | I Am Also The World |
| Sketch | Camp Crystal Lake |
| Show | Houses Of Shame |
| Film | Substitute Teacher |
| Musical Performance | "Night Shift" |
| Miscellaneous | Trash Talk |
| Sketch | Affair |
| Musical Performance | "Animal Instinct" |
| Cold Opening | I Am Also The World |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Willie Nelson |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Prince Live |
| Mary Gross | ... | backup singer |
| Rich Hall | ... | Mark Goodman |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Bruce Springsteen |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | backup singer |
| Martin Short | ... | Paul Simon |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Cyndi Lauper |
| Sketch | Camp Crystal Lake |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Mr. Caruthers |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Frank Lubar |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Andy Caruthers |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Mrs. Caruthers |
| Show | Houses Of Shame |
| Jim Belushi | ... | cellmate |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Bull |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | guard |
| Martin Short | ... | Percival Dickerson |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | host |
| Commercial | Ohio Savings & Loan |
| Mary Gross | ... | customer |
| Rich Hall | ... | spokesperson |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | customer |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | customer |
| Sketch | Affair |
| Jim Belushi | ... | David Cooper |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mitsy Cooper |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ms. Kirk |
| Martin Short | ... | Nathan Thurm |
| Cold Opening | I Am Also The World |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Willie Nelson |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Prince Live |
| Rich Hall | ... | Mark Goodman |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Bruce Springsteen |
| Martin Short | ... | Paul Simon |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Cyndi Lauper |
| Cold Opening | I Am Also The World |
| Mr. T | ... | bodyguard Live |
| Hulk Hogan | ... | bodyguard Live |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Willie Nelson |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Prince Live |
| Mary Gross | ... | backup singer |
| Rich Hall | ... | Mark Goodman |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Bruce Springsteen |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | backup singer |
| Martin Short | ... | Paul Simon |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Cyndi Lauper |
| Sketch | Camp Crystal Lake |
| Hulk Hogan | ... | Jason |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Mr. Caruthers |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Frank Lubar |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Andy Caruthers |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Mrs. Caruthers |
| Show | Houses Of Shame |
| Jim Belushi | ... | cellmate |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Bull |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | guard |
| Martin Short | ... | Percival Dickerson |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | host |
| Commercial | Ohio Savings & Loan |
| Mary Gross | ... | customer |
| Rich Hall | ... | spokesperson |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | customer |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | customer |
| Show | The Joe Franklin Show |
| Liberace | ||
| Billy Crystal | ... | Joe Franklin |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Señor Cosa |
| Martin Short | ... | Irving Cohen |
| Sketch | Affair |
| Jim Belushi | ... | David Cooper |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mitsy Cooper |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ms. Kirk |
| Martin Short | ... | Nathan Thurm |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mr. T | 5 | ||||
| Hulk Hogan | 5 | ||||
| The Commodores | 2 | ||||
| Steve Landesberg | 1 | ||||
| Liberace | 1 | ||||
| Bob Orton | 1 | ||||
| Rowdy Roddy Piper | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 5 | 1 | |||
| Billy Crystal | 4 | 3 | |||
| Mary Gross | 3 | ||||
| Christopher Guest | 3 | 1 | |||
| Rich Hall | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 2 | ||||
| Martin Short | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Pamela Stephenson | 4 | 1 | |||
| 49 | 3 | 8 | 1 |