| Aired: | 02.16.1985 (7 / 16) |
| Jim Belushi | ||
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Dick Ebersol | ||
| Mary Gross | ... | mourner |
| Rich Hall | ||
| Kevin Kelton | ... | audience member |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | mourner |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ||
| Rob Riley | ... | doctor |
| Martin Short | ||
| Andrew Smith | ... | doctor |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | nurse |