| Saturday Night News |
| Christopher Guest | ||
| Gary Kroeger |
Introduces the Kroeger A Month calendar | |
| Rich Hall | ... |
Doug Henning#1 Report on the federal deficit |
⁕Rich Hall's prosthetic teeth accidentally fall off, and he ad-libs "That's another one of my favorite illusions." Christopher Guest hands the teeth back to him, and he briefly ducks behind the desk to reapply them after ad-libbing "I'm going to disappear now for just a second."