| Cold Opening | Lost Script |
| Sketch | Price Waterhouse |
| Film | 4 Minutes To Live |
| Sketch | Annie Audition |
| Musical Performance | "Let's Hear It for the Boy" |
| Miscellaneous | Next Week |
| Sketch | Footless |
| Sketch | Soundtrack |
| Show | TV's Foul-Ups, Bleeps, Blunders, Bloopers, Practical Jokes, And Political Debates |
| Film | Sugar or Plain |
| Musical Performance | "Wrapped Up" |
| Cold Opening | Lost Script |
| Show |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Larry Rodecki |
| Brad Hall | ... | Riff |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | agent |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Cliff |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | chick |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Nina Blackwood |
| Tom Malone | ... | garage band member |
| Barry Nichols | ... | garage band member |
| Bob Tischler | ... | doctor |
| Sketch | Price Waterhouse |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Mr. Waterhouse |
| Mary Gross | ... | secretary Voice |
| Brad Hall | ... | agent |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mr. Price |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | guard |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | agent |
| Film | 4 Minutes To Live |
| Jim Belushi | ... | doctor |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Larry |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Kevin |
| Andy Breckman | ... | janitor |
| Sketch | Annie Audition |
| Mary Gross | ... | applicant |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mandleson |
| Bob Christianson | ... | pianist |
| Musical Performance | "Let's Hear It for the Boy" |
| Saturday Night News |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Wayne Huevos
Ideas to make NYC better |
| Gary Kroeger |
Film Review"Romancing the Stone" |
| Sketch | Footless |
| Robin Duke | ... | Ike |
| Mary Gross | ... | Irena |
| Brad Hall | ... | stranger |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | patron |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Walter |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ariel |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | reverend |
| Nate Herman | ... | Kenny Loggins |
| Show | TV's Foul-Ups, Bleeps, Blunders, Bloopers, Practical Jokes, And Political Debates |
| Robin Duke | ... | Shelley Winters |
| Brad Hall | ... | Walter Mondale |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Gary Hart |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jesse Jackson |
| Joe Dicso | ... | director |
| Nate Herman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Wrapped Up" |
| Show | TV's Foul-Ups, Bleeps, Blunders, Bloopers, Practical Jokes, And Political Debates |
| Show |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Larry Rodecki |
| Brad Hall | ... | Riff |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Cliff |
| Tom Malone | ... | garage band member |
| Barry Nichols | ... | garage band member |
| Show | TV's Foul-Ups, Bleeps, Blunders, Bloopers, Practical Jokes, And Political Debates |
| Cold Opening | Lost Script |
| Show |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Larry Rodecki |
| Brad Hall | ... | Riff |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | agent |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Cliff |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | chick |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Nina Blackwood |
| Tom Malone | ... | garage band member |
| Barry Nichols | ... | garage band member |
| Bob Tischler | ... | doctor |
| Sketch | Price Waterhouse |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Mr. Waterhouse |
| Mary Gross | ... | secretary Voice |
| Brad Hall | ... | agent |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mr. Price |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | guard |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | agent |
| Film | 4 Minutes To Live |
| Frederick Koehler | ... | kid |
| Jim Belushi | ... | doctor |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Larry |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Kevin |
| Andy Breckman | ... | janitor |
| Sketch | Annie Audition |
| Michael Douglas | ... | Mr. Sullivan |
| Mary Gross | ... | applicant |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mandleson |
| Bob Christianson | ... | pianist |
| Lily Nell Warren | ... | girl |
| Musical Performance | "Let's Hear It for the Boy" |
| Saturday Night News |
| Michael Douglas | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Wayne Huevos
Ideas to make NYC better |
| Gary Kroeger |
Film Review"Romancing the Stone" |
| Sketch | Footless |
| Robin Duke | ... | Ike |
| Mary Gross | ... | Irena |
| Brad Hall | ... | stranger |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | patron |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Walter |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ariel |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | reverend |
| Nate Herman | ... | Kenny Loggins |
| Sketch | Soundtrack |
| Michael Douglas | ... | Mr. Burrows |
| Robin Duke | ... | Samantha Brooks |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Dr. Brillstein |
⁕Michael Douglas accidentally hits his forehead with a glass when splashing himself with water. As a result, he is wearing a small bandage in the next sketch. Joe Piscopo mentions the mishap during the goodnights.
| Show | TV's Foul-Ups, Bleeps, Blunders, Bloopers, Practical Jokes, And Political Debates |
| Michael Douglas | ... | Kirk Douglas |
| Robin Duke | ... | Shelley Winters |
| Brad Hall | ... | Walter Mondale |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Gary Hart |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jesse Jackson |
| Joe Dicso | ... | director |
| Nate Herman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Sugar or Plain |
| Elisabeth Caldwell | ... | customer |
| Lance Kinsey | ... | customer |
| Jim Belushi | ... | clerk |
| Rob Riley | ... | clerk |
| Nancy Rush | ... | waitress |
| Rick Thomas | ... | clerk |
| Musical Performance | "Wrapped Up" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michael Douglas | 6 | 1 | |||
| Deniece Williams | 2 | ||||
| Crusher Bennett | 2 | ||||
| Elisabeth Caldwell | 1 | ||||
| Lance Kinsey | 1 | ||||
| Frederick Koehler | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Robin Duke | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mary Gross | 5 | 1 | |||
| Brad Hall | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 10 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Gary Kroeger | 6 | 2 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 5 | 2 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tom Barney | 2 | ||||
| Andy Breckman | 1 | ||||
| Bob Christianson | 3 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 2 | ||||
| Nate Herman | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tom Malone | 1 | 1 | |||
| Barry Nichols | 1 | 1 | |||
| Leon Pendarvis | 2 | ||||
| Rob Riley | 1 | ||||
| David Spinozza | 2 | ||||
| Bob Tischler | 1 | ||||
| Georg Wadenius | 2 | ||||
| Buddy Williams | 2 | ||||
| Nancy Rush | 1 | ||||
| Rick Thomas | 1 | ||||
| Lily Nell Warren | 1 | ||||
| 80 | 8 | 9 | 3 |