| Cold Opening | Rain Delay |
| Game Show | Crisis Game '83 |
| Show | Know Your Neighbor |
| Musical Performance | "In a Big Country" |
| Musical Performance | "Fantasy for Auto Horn and Electronic Pulse in D Minor" |
| Show | DreamLand |
| Miscellaneous | The Point |
| Sketch | Clark Street Garage Band |
| Sketch | Autograph |
| Musical Performance | "Fields of Fire" |
| Cold Opening | Rain Delay |
| Game Show | Crisis Game '83 |
| Robin Duke | ... | model |
| Brad Hall | ... | William F. Buckley |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Carl Sagan |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | model |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Jesse Jackson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Know Your Neighbor |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Bob McCarthy |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Hank |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Marcy Ackerman |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Gary Kroeger |
Commentary on his Cabbage Patch Kid doll | |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Huckleberry |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky
Influenza |
| Joe Piscopo |
| Show | DreamLand |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Elroy Sanquist |
| Robin Duke | ... | Carol Halpin |
| Mary Gross | ... | Molly Nadler |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Judy Bowles |
| Sketch | Clark Street Garage Band |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Larry Rodecki |
| Brad Hall | ... | Riff |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | drummer |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Cliff |
| Tom Malone | ... | garage band member |
| Barry Nichols | ... | garage band member |
| Musical Performance | "Fantasy for Auto Horn and Electronic Pulse in D Minor" |
| Musical Performance | "Fantasy for Auto Horn and Electronic Pulse in D Minor" |
| Sketch | Clark Street Garage Band |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Larry Rodecki#1 |
| Brad Hall | ... | Riff#1 |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Cliff#1 |
| Tom Malone | ... | garage band member#1 |
| Barry Nichols | ... | garage band member#1 |
| Game Show | Crisis Game '83 |
| Tom Smothers | ... | John Glenn |
| Brad Hall | ... | William F. Buckley |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Carl Sagan#1 |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Jesse Jackson#1 |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ted Koppel#5 |
| Cold Opening | Rain Delay |
| Game Show | Crisis Game '83 |
| Tom Smothers | ... | John Glenn |
| Robin Duke | ... | model |
| Brad Hall | ... | William F. Buckley |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Carl Sagan#1 |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | model |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Jesse Jackson#1 |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ted Koppel#5 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Know Your Neighbor |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Bob McCarthy |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Hank |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Marcy Ackerman |
♬Phil Brito with Al Donahue & His Orchestra - "Hi, Neighbor!"
♬Wayne King & His Orchestra - "Lazy River"
| Musical Performance | "Fantasy for Auto Horn and Electronic Pulse in D Minor" |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Gary Kroeger |
Commentary on his Cabbage Patch Kid doll | |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Huckleberry |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky#12
Influenza |
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Larry Holmes |
| Show | DreamLand |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Elroy Sanquist |
| Robin Duke | ... | Carol Halpin#2 |
| Mary Gross | ... | Molly Nadler |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Judy Bowles |
♬The Everly Brothers - "All I Have to Do Is Dream"
| Sketch | Clark Street Garage Band |
| Dick Smothers | ... | Mike Klefner |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Larry Rodecki#1 |
| Brad Hall | ... | Riff#1 |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | drummer |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Cliff#1 |
| Tom Malone | ... | garage band member#1 |
| Barry Nichols | ... | garage band member#1 |
| Sketch | Autograph |
| Dick Smothers | ||
| Tom Smothers | ... | husband |
| Ron Luciano | ||
| Mary Gross | ... | Sara |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | waiter |
| Nate Herman | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dick Smothers | 7 | ||||
| Tom Smothers | 7 | 1 | |||
| Big Country | 2 | ||||
| Larry Holmes | 1 | ||||
| Ron Luciano | 3 | ||||
| Tom Seaver | 1 | ||||
| Michael Preddy | 1 | ||||
| Dave Weckl | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 5 | 1 | |||
| Robin Duke | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 3 | ||||
| Brad Hall | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 4 | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 4 | ||||
| Eddie Murphy | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 5 | 3 | |||
| Tom Barney | 1 | ||||
| Al Camoin | 1 | ||||
| Nate Herman | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tom Malone | 1 | 1 | |||
| Barry Nichols | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Siegal | 1 | ||||
| 66 | 7 | 7 | 2 |