| Sketch | Bill Smith Cares |
| Michael Keaton | ... | campaigner |
| Mary Gross | ... | Barbara |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Frank |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | campaigner |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Fluffy |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Edmund Love |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bill Smith |
| Andrew Kurtzman | ... | supporter |
| Clint Smith | ... | Clint Love |