| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Mary Gross |
Report from Moscow on a Brezhnev sighting | |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Kenjo Yoshimura /tourist |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky
Amputation |
| Eddie Murphy |
Update on Larry the Lobster |