| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Mary Gross |
Report from the HMS Invincible | |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Prince Andrew impersonator |
| Tony Rosato |
Test of the Emergency Broadcast System | |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsBaseball | |
| Tim Kazurinsky |
Suggestions to improve the Academy Awards | |
| Dave Wilson | Voice |