| Sketch | Designer Fairy Tales |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ralph Lauren |
| Robin Duke | ... | elf |
| Mary Gross | ... | Brooke Shields#2 |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | elf |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | model |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | model |
| Tony Rosato | ... | salesman |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Randy |
♬Ted Atkin - "Crystal Bells"