| Sketch |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Bizarro Jerry Falwell |
| Robin Duke | ... | bizarro |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Bizarro Nancy Reagan |
| Mary Gross | ... | bizarro |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | aide |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | teacher |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ||
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bizarro Ronald Reagan |
| Tony Rosato | ... | aide |