| Cold Opening | Pardo Impression |
| Sketch | Menswear Store |
| Sketch | Cedar Mall |
| Sketch | Dylan & Guthrie |
| Film | Mr. Bill's Christmas Special |
| Sketch | Heroin in Harlem |
| Film | Virgin Search |
| Sketch | KFC Lovers |
| Film | The Dancing Man |
| Sketch | Welfare Counseling |
| Miscellaneous | Berkshire Place |
| Sketch | Cedar Mall |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Debbie |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Vickie |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Steve |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Randy |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | shopper |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | shopper |
| Liz Welch | ... | shopper |
| Commercial |
| Denny Dillon | ... | daughter |
| Gail Matthius | ... | mother |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | father |
| Charles Rocket | ... | spokesperson |
| Commercial |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | master |
| Gail Matthius | ... | nun |
| Charles Rocket | ... | announcer Voice |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Bruce Lee |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket | ||
| Ann Risley |
Holiday do's and don'ts | |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsStatistics |
| Sketch | Heroin in Harlem |
| Gail Matthius | ... | girl |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Peter |
| Ann Risley | ... | Bitsy |
| Charles Rocket | ... | guy |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Lieutenant Sam Cleveland |
| Film | Virgin Search |
| Gail Matthius | ||
| Gail Matthius | ... | Deborah Lynn Faulkner |
| Gail Matthius | ... | French girl |
| Gail Matthius | ... | nun |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | executive |
| Mitchell Kriegman | ... | executive |
| Neil Levy | ... | executive |
| Sketch | KFC Lovers |
| Denny Dillon | ... | woman |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | guy |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | shopper |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | shopper |
| Liz Welch | ... | shopper |
| Sketch | Welfare Counseling |
| Denny Dillon | ... | counselor |
| Ann Risley | ... | Ms. Phillips |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Mr. Post |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Ms. Robley |
| Film | Mr. Bill's Christmas Special |
| Walter Williams | ... | Miss Sally Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Sketch | Cedar Mall |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Debbie |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Vickie |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Steve |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Randy |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | shopper |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | shopper |
| Liz Welch | ... | shopper |
| Andy Murphy | ... | shopper |
| Sketch | Dylan & Guthrie |
| David Carradine | ... | Woody Guthrie |
| Ann Risley | ... | nurse |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | Bob Dylan |
| Commercial |
| Denny Dillon | ... | daughter |
| Gail Matthius | ... | mother |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | father |
| Charles Rocket | ... | spokesperson |
| Film | Mr. Bill's Christmas Special |
| David Derickson | ... | Mr. Hands |
| Walter Williams | ... | Miss Sally Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Commercial |
| David Carradine | ... | Caine |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | master |
| Gail Matthius | ... | nun |
| Charles Rocket | ... | announcer Voice |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Bruce Lee |
| Andy Murphy | ... | santa |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket | ||
| Ann Risley |
Holiday do's and don'ts | |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsStatistics |
| Sketch | Heroin in Harlem |
| Gail Matthius | ... | girl |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Peter |
| Ann Risley | ... | Bitsy |
| Charles Rocket | ... | guy |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Lieutenant Sam Cleveland |
| Film | Virgin Search |
| John Doumanian | ... | executive |
| Gail Matthius | ||
| Gail Matthius | ... | Deborah Lynn Faulkner |
| Gail Matthius | ... | French girl |
| Gail Matthius | ... | nun |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | executive |
| Mitchell Kriegman | ... | executive |
| Neil Levy | ... | executive |
| Sketch | KFC Lovers |
| David Carradine | ... | guy |
| Denny Dillon | ... | woman |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | guy |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | shopper |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | shopper |
| Liz Welch | ... | shopper |
| Andy Murphy | ... | shopper |
| Sketch | Welfare Counseling |
| David Carradine | ... | Caine |
| Denny Dillon | ... | counselor |
| Ann Risley | ... | Ms. Phillips |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Mr. Post |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Ms. Robley |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| David Carradine | 7 | 1 | |||
| The Cast of "The Pirates of Penzance" | 2 | ||||
| Linda Ronstadt | 2 | ||||
| George Rose | 2 | ||||
| Rex Smith | 2 | ||||
| David Derickson | 1 | ||||
| John Doumanian | 1 | ||||
| Bill Irwin | 1 | ||||
| Walter Williams | 1 | 3 | |||
| Denny Dillon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Gilbert Gottfried | 2 | ||||
| Gail Matthius | 5 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 7 | 1 | |||
| Ann Risley | 5 | ||||
| Charles Rocket | 8 | 1 | |||
| Yvonne Hudson | 2 | ||||
| Matthew Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Eddie Murphy | 4 | 1 | |||
| Patrick Weathers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mitchell Kriegman | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Liz Welch | 2 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 3 | ||||
| 72 | 2 | 3 | 9 |