| Aired: | 02.23.1980 (4 / 13) |
| Kirk Douglas | ... | Colonel Lloyd D. Westman |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | taste bud |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | taste bud |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Anwar Sadat |
| Bill Murray | ... | Captain Steve McCleod |
| Bill Murray | ... | theme song singer (voice) |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Nicole Westman |
| Gilda Radner | ||
| Harry Shearer | ... | general |