| Sketch | The Micro-Dentists |
| Kirk Douglas | ... | Colonel Lloyd D. Westman |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | Anwar Sadat |
| Bill Murray | ... | Captain Steve McCleod |
| Bill Murray | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Nicole Westman |
| Gilda Radner | ||
| Harry Shearer | ... | general |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | taste bud |
| Tom Davis | ... | taste bud |