Aired:02.16.1980 (9 / 15)
Sketch
Prison Recruiting

Elliott Gould ... Coach Edwards
Peter Aykroyd ... epilogue narrator (voice)
Tom Davis ... Professor Clotworthy
Al Franken ... Roone Arledge
Yvonne Hudson ... Yvonne
Garrett Morris ... Matoose Rose
Bill Murray ... Mike Curb
Laraine Newman ... Laurie Schindler
Sarah Paley ... cheerleader
Gilda Radner ... cheerleader
Alan Zweibel ... guard