| Sketch | The Subway Genie |
| Elliott Gould | ... | genie |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Curtis#1 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | passenger |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | police officer |
| Al Franken | ... | police officer |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | passenger |
| Matt Neuman | ... | passenger |
| Max Pross | ... | passenger |
| Debbie Johnston | ... | passenger |