| Sketch | Debs Behind Bars |
| Teri Garr | ... | Bitsy Brewster |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Winky Reynolds |
| Garrett Morris | ... | matron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Daddy |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Gloria Vanderbilt |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Muffin Weinstein |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | Witty |
| Jim Downey | ... | Cottie |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Gammill | ... | Biddle Pemberton |
⁕One of Laraine Newman's earrings falls off as she spins around to show off her jeans. She responds by quickly pulling off her other earring and tossing it to the floor.