| Sketch | Debs Behind Bars |
| Teri Garr | ... | Bitsy Brewster |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Winky Reynolds |
| Garrett Morris | ... | matron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Daddy |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Gloria Vanderbilt |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Muffin Weinstein |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | Witty |
| Jim Downey | ... | Cottie |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Gammill | ... | Biddle Pemberton |
⁕Laraine Newman's right earring falls off after she spins around to show off her jeans. She responds by quickly pulling off her left earring.