| Cold Opening |
| Jane Curtin | ... | singer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | James Brown (I) |
| Laraine Newman | ... | singer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | singer |
| Tom Davis | ... | assistant |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Don Kirshner#7 Live |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | director |
♬James Brown - "Hot (I Need To Be Loved, Loved, Loved, Loved)"