| Sketch | Nick Borealis |
| Bill Russell | ... | Evan E. Williams |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Sigrid Lundquist |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Preston Freeston |
| Bill Murray | ... | Nick |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Amber House |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Peggy Labellis |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | soldier |
| Howard Johnson | ... | soldier |
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Howard Shore | ... | Shelley |