| Sketch | Cochise At Oxford |
| Eric Idle | ... | professor |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | student |
| John Belushi | ... | student |
| Jane Curtin | ... | student |
| Garrett Morris | ... | student |
| Bill Murray | ... | Cochise |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Elizabeth |
| Gilda Radner | ... | student |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |