| Sketch |
| Walter Matthau | ... | John Pittman |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Larry Petropopolis |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | assistant |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Linda |