| Show | Bad Red Chinese Ballet |
| Carrie Fisher | ... | Trisha Darnell, Ho Pang |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| Anne Beatts | ... | soldier |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mickey Rivers |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman , Commander Choi |
| Laraine Newman | ... | soldier |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | soldier |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | soldier |