| Sketch | Samurai Night Fever |
| O.J. Simpson | ... | Joe |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | friend |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | father |
| Laraine Newman | ... | grandma |
| Don Novello | ... | Carmine |
| Gilda Radner | ... | date |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | dancer |
| Neil Levy | ... | dancer |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | dancer |