| Sketch | Sartresky & Hutch |
| Miskel Spillman | ... | Miskel Kramer |
| Buck Henry | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jean-Paul Sartresky |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Hutch |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Gwen Kramer |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | police officer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | police chief |
| Bill Murray | ... | Rusty Kramer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Tanya |
| Tom Schiller | ... | police officer |