| Cold Opening | Interrogation |
| Sketch | Save Great Britain Telethon |
| Show | The Nixon Interviews |
| Miscellaneous | Telethon Update |
| Musical Performance | "Poor People" |
| Film | Body Language |
| Sketch | Heavy Wit Championship |
| Musical Performance | "Cheese & Onions" |
| Sketch | The Battle of Britain |
| Miscellaneous | Telethon Update |
| Musical Performance | "Shangri-La" |
| Show | Plain Talk |
| Sketch | Trans Eastern Airlines |
| Musical Performance | "In Times Like These" |
| Sketch | Save Great Britain Telethon |
| Sketch | Save Great Britain Telethon |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Constable Ronald Quinn |
| Neil Levy | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Jane Curtin | ... | grower |
| Tom Davis | ... | grower |
| Al Franken | ... | grower |
| Garrett Morris | ... | grower |
| Bill Murray | ... | grower |
| Laraine Newman | ... | grower |
| Gilda Radner | ... | grower |
| Tom Schiller | ... | grower |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | grower |
| Anne Beatts | ... | grower |
| David Lasley | ... | grower |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | grower |
| Franne Lee | ... | grower |
| Neil Levy | ... | grower |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | grower |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | grower |
| Show | The Nixon Interviews |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Pat Nixon |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Julie Nixon |
| Musical Performance | "Poor People" |
| Film | Body Language |
| Garrett Morris | ... | insurance salesman |
| Bill Murray | ... | guy |
| Laraine Newman | ... | girl |
| Gilda Radner | ... | hooker |
| Gary Weis | ... | guy |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray |
Commentary on spanking | |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
In love with Tom Snyder |
| Sketch | Heavy Wit Championship |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Danny Fontanelli |
| John Belushi | ... | Mohammed Stallion |
| Tom Davis | ... | coach |
| Al Franken | ... | coach |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Reg McQuade |
| Bill Murray | ... | Billy Lanova |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | coach |
| Gilda Radner | ... | model |
| Sketch | The Battle of Britain |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Rodney |
| John Belushi | ... | Hermann Goering |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Violet |
| Tom Davis | ... | Wendel |
| Jim Downey | ... | Hugh |
| Al Franken | ... | Roger |
| Bill Murray | ... | Tony |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... | Cynthia |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Lloyd |
| Musical Performance | "Shangri-La" |
| Sketch | Trans Eastern Airlines |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | David Harbeson |
| John Belushi | ... | passenger |
| Jane Curtin | ... | passenger |
| Al Franken | ... | passenger |
| Garrett Morris | ... | passenger |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sherry |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | passenger |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | passenger |
| Musical Performance | "In Times Like These" |
| Show | The Nixon Interviews |
| Eric Idle | ... | David Frost |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Pat Nixon |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Julie Nixon |
| Sketch | Save Great Britain Telethon |
| Eric Idle | ||
| Jeanette Charles | ... | Queen Elizabeth |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Constable Ronald Quinn |
| Neil Levy | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Jane Curtin | ... | grower |
| Tom Davis | ... | grower |
| Al Franken | ... | grower |
| Garrett Morris | ... | grower |
| Bill Murray | ... | grower |
| Laraine Newman | ... | grower |
| Gilda Radner | ... | grower |
| Tom Schiller | ... | grower |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | grower |
| Anne Beatts | ... | grower |
| David Lasley | ... | grower |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | grower |
| Franne Lee | ... | grower |
| Neil Levy | ... | grower |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | grower |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | grower |
| Show | The Nixon Interviews |
| Eric Idle | ... | David Frost |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Pat Nixon |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Julie Nixon |
| Musical Performance | "Poor People" |
| Film | Body Language |
| Eric Idle | ... | guy |
| Eric Idle | ... | narrator Voice |
| Neil Innes | ... | foreigner |
| Neil Innes | ... | guy |
| Garrett Morris | ... | insurance salesman |
| Bill Murray | ... | guy |
| Laraine Newman | ... | girl |
| Gilda Radner | ... | hooker |
| Gary Weis | ... | guy |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray |
Commentary on spanking | |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
In love with Tom Snyder |
| Sketch | Heavy Wit Championship |
| Eric Idle | ... | Ray Grimwade |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Danny Fontanelli |
| John Belushi | ... | Mohammed Stallion |
| Tom Davis | ... | coach |
| Al Franken | ... | coach |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Reg McQuade |
| Bill Murray | ... | Billy Lanova |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | coach |
| Gilda Radner | ... | model |
| Sketch | The Battle of Britain |
| Eric Idle | ... | Binky |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Rodney |
| John Belushi | ... | Hermann Goering |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Violet |
| Tom Davis | ... | Wendel |
| Jim Downey | ... | Hugh |
| Al Franken | ... | Roger |
| Bill Murray | ... | Tony |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... | Cynthia |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Lloyd |
| Musical Performance | "Shangri-La" |
| Sketch | Trans Eastern Airlines |
| Eric Idle | ... | passenger |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | David Harbeson |
| John Belushi | ... | passenger |
| Jane Curtin | ... | passenger |
| Al Franken | ... | passenger |
| Garrett Morris | ... | passenger |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sherry |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | passenger |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | passenger |
| Musical Performance | "In Times Like These" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eric Idle | 12 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Neil Innes | 3 | 1 | |||
| Alan Price | 2 | ||||
| Jeanette Charles | 5 | 5 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 7 | 1 | |||
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 6 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 3 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 4 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 8 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | 1 | |||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 3 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 2 | ||||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 3 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 2 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 2 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 3 | ||||
| David Lasley | 3 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 2 | ||||
| Franne Lee | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 2 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 2 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 2 | ||||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Elliott Randall | 3 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 2 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 3 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 3 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 2 | ||||
| Gary Weis | 1 | ||||
| 125 | 3 | 10 | 5 |