| Sketch | Jaws II |
| Candice Bergen | ... | victim |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sheriff Brady |
| John Belushi | ... | Matt Cooper |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark |
| Jane Curtin | ... | victim |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Jehovah's witness |
| Laraine Newman | ... | victim |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim |
| Don Pardo | ... | radio anchorman Voice |