| Sketch | Jaws II |
| Candice Bergen | ... | victim |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sheriff Brady#1 |
| John Belushi | ... | Matt Cooper#1 |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark#1 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | victim |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Jehovah's witness |
| Laraine Newman | ... | victim |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim |
| Don Pardo | ... | radio anchorman Voice |
♬"Jaws" Theme